Friday, 12 October 2018

Art Shows in London



Wellcome Collection
Euston Road
London
To 3 March 2019
Living with Buildings 
How do buildings affect our health? From the Finsbury Health Centre to Betjeman's "overbright canteens" intended to cheer up the workers. Perhaps Lubetkin's building will look like this again one day.

National Gallery
London
Mantegna and Bellini 
To 27 Jan 2019
Two giants of the Renaissance. Expect Madonnas, saints and Doges in atmospheric landscapes.

Royal AcademyLondon
Oceania
To 10 Dec
Art and objects from the Pacific islands – giant canoes, personal ornaments and images of gods.

British Library
London
To 19 Feb 2019
Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms
The invading Normans did their best to rub out all memory of the Anglo-Saxons: they demolished buildings of any size, replaced all Anglo-Saxon functionaries, and forced us all to speak French. They persuaded us that our history began in 1066 and anything before that was "the Dark Ages" during which nothing happened. However, the Anglo-Saxons wrote breathtaking poetry, worked intricate jewellery and illuminated jewel-like manuscripts – marvel at them here. Hwaet!

University College London Gallery
Gower Street
London
Opening Hours: Tue-Fri 1-5pm
The gallery is in the South Cloister: from the main entrance in Gower Street, turn right. The gallery is small, but sculpture is dotted around the university buildings. The university owns the archive of the Slade School of Art, which used to occupy these premises. When I visited, the gallery was showing drawings of drapery by Slade students of the 1930s. Mainly women, the students used each other as models. They studied drapery because it was part of the traditional curriculum. An artist did many studies of figures and clothes before putting them together in a large-scale painting of some significant moment from history. This kind of painting was hardly fashionable by the 30s, but the students clearly appreciated the discipline of observing anatomy and drapery. Accompanying the drawings are modern works on the theme of textiles. As the interwar students used an old-fashioned method of study for their own purpose, the modern artists have used them as inspiration. I was most struck by a large "McCall's" paper pattern. The receptionist and I discussed what it could possibly become - a sombrero? A handbag? Perhaps another young artist will come along and both make and wear this impossible garment. (The exhibition rotates.)

Victoria and Albert MuseumLondon
To 24 Feb 2019
Videogames: Design/Play/Disrupt 
I've never played a videogame, and I feel I've missed out on a whole art movement. Now I can catch up: the V&A promises concept art, and immersive installations relevant to the most popular videogames. At least I've heard of Minecraft – and Game of Thrones. And today's art students might find it useful to draw each other in medieval robes if they want to work in this field.

Saturday, 15 September 2018

Sneer Targets



As society becomes more liberal, there are fewer legitimate hate figures. But we’ve got to sneer at somebody - haven’t we? There are groups of people you only have to mention, or make a feeble joke about, to get admiring laughs. If anybody points out that the sneer targets don’t really exist, or don’t do what they are rumoured to do, and even if they did it wouldn’t be funny, the original jokester is outraged.

So who can we sneer at?


chavs
Comic Sans
grockles, emmets (visitors to the West country)
cyclists (use the road meant for drivers)
lefties (tree-huggers)
bureaucrats (petty)
Ugg boots (uggly)
American spelling (wrong)
Apple users (snobs)

Adele (beige)
Fiona Bruce (smug)
James Corden (ubiquitous)
Richard Dawkins (abrasive)
Brian Cox (smug)
Sandi Toksvig (That voice!)
Alan Titchmarsh
Myleene Klass
(bland)
Caroline Quentin (loud and "a fishwife")

illiterates who misplace apostrophes
hipsters who eat avocados
journalists (liars and doorsteppers)
actors (luvvies declaiming Shakespeare)

Tescos and the people who shop there.
Those awful people in front of me in the checkout queue.

“Feral” children who run around and shout while their parents ignore them or fail to “keep them under control”.

Music liked by teenage girls (Some people even used the Manchester bombings as an excuse to sneer at music liked by teenage girls.)

Kids today (And some people even used the Grenfell disaster to point out that young people ought to imitate firefighters, not pop stars or footballers.)

Vegans (It's OK to tell complicated unfunny jokes and shaggy dog stories about them, and share them will all your friends on Facebook. It used to be "vegetarians".)

Here’s a quick question for my vegan friends: I’ve been buying vegan cheese and milk for two weeks now, and been learning how to cook a wide range of non-meat and non-dairy dishes. My question is, how much does it cost to go to one of those Swiss clinics? (Via Twitter. The jokes are always as funny as this.)

The Beckhams (He has a high voice and tiny eyes, apparently.)

Kirsty Allsop (Craft is middle-class, we don’t need her "jolly hockeysticks, headgirly" programme, complained writers-in to the BBC.)

Public mourners (Who stage silent demonstrations after disasters or terrorist attacks, and leave flowers at the scene.)

Black Friday, Christmas, Halloween, Valentine’s Day (Chavs buying chavvy things, hypnotised by the media. Somehow media hypnosis doesn’t work on us.)

Coca Cola (The bubbles are evil because the company is a branch of US imperialism and the stuff is "so aggressively marketed".)

the media (always "panicking" and "over-reacting" about the weather)