Monday, 13 February 2012
170 linen napkins, with the Queen's monogram, are folded by one man in the shape of a Dutch bonnet BBC
antisocial behaviour enforcement officers
Falling rocks do not stop
Floppy discs do not bend
Guns and ammo found by bins. (Newspaper placard)
I was listening to the news this morning when I heard a report of a university department using satellites to look for woodpeckers from outer space.
Jail for pregnant woman attacker BBC Online headline
MORE EXCITING GOODS DOWNSTAIRS (sign in Chinese shop)
No food is better than our food. (via wiki)
Red squirrel threatened by rhododendrons in Dorset (Mail hed)
Slow children crossing
Stop children crossing
Tesco sorry for mice found in store
They were both only children.
You had to prove that adultery had happened in front of a high court judge. TV programme on Donald McGill