|There go the "estates". Now for the "villages".|
Then estates, now villages, streets, squares & gardens. (@createstreets on creative terms for "new developments")
Her Majesty considers the arrangements to be tentative
Until we ship a proper diplomatic representative.
We don't foresee that you will be the least bit argumentative,
So please ignore the man-of-war we brought as a preventative.
Yes, please ignore the man-of-war
That's anchored rather near the shore,
It's nothing but a metaphor
That acts as a preventative.
Orthodoxy is my doxy - heterodoxy is another man's doxy, as Bishop William Warburton pointed out to Lord Sandwich back in the 18th century.
“If interpreted correctly”, i.e. if twisted to mean something you'd never guess from the dicionary definitions? (AG)
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. (Michael Winner)
And so she began to tell herself that Dabney’s acting was “restrained” or “economical.” She appreciated that Dabney was “secure about himself” and “didn’t need to prove anything” and wasn’t a “showoff.” Instead of worrying that he was dull, Madeleine decided he was gentle. Instead of thinking he was poorly read, she called him intuitive. (Jeffrey Eugenides, The Marriage Plot)
When I was poor and I complained about inequality they said I was bitter, now I’m rich and complain about inequality they say I’m a hypocrite. I’m starting to think they just don’t want to talk about inequality. (Russell Brand)
Guide to cynic's vocab: 'Public funded green space' = Shameful Waste. 'Private funded green space' = Vanity Project. Go figure.... (James Wong @Botanygeek)
We call it riots, because they were black people. We wouldn't call it riots if they were white people. (James Baldwin in 1968)
Cooking tips: "Brown" = Fry "Caramelise" = Fry "Render" = Fry "Pan Fry" = Fry "Oven Fry" = Fry "Shallow Fry" = Fry "Stir Fry" = Fry (@kerihw)
Patriot is code word for Racist for conservatives. (@Proud2Progress)
Me to man in @eat_news 'Can I have a medium veg soup?' 'We don't have medium only small, big and bold' lskdgfniosdlg WHAT?!?! (Andrea Klettner/@aklettner And a “grande” latte is small.)
"We need to have an open debate about immigration." Translation: "I want to feel free to express my racist beliefs openly." #bbcqt (Patrick Strudwick/@PatrickStrud)
So what is the difference between 'dated' and 'retro'? (Apart from the price tag). (Jane Duke @stoneflowerjane)
Newsnight "trusted on immigration" What's that, a euphemism for "full-blown racists"? (Winston Smith @Globalidentity)
More here, and links to the rest.