Tuesday, 20 March 2018
“I’m often run into by cyclists on pavements.” What motivates some people to make up stuff like that? (Paul Thompson @raganello)
Trump has said: ‘I saw 1,000 muslims dancing in Jersey City on the night of 9/11. Many people saw it. I saw it.’ You would have thought some evidence would have emerged. Some shred of evidence. And he says, ‘Oh, no. I know it. It’s true. 100 people called me and said the same thing.’ (Deborah Lipstadt)
The first-person experience is an urban legend template, often found on Facebook. I have heard or read all these.
I look out of my window and see all these vastly obese people.
Look down any British street today ... and you’ll see fat people. (Carol Midgley in the Times)
Apparently Waitrose is preferable to Tescos because you are less likely to bump into “single mothers with large numbers of children with different fathers” and there are “fewer people on obviously bad diets”.
I was going to vote Remain, but I go into the supermarket and the banana is straight. I’m sick of all these silly rules they impose on us. (BBC Question Time)
My corner shop is so full of immigrants I can’t get to the till.
I go into my local Tescos and there are three aisles devoted to Polish food.
I go into Tescos and I see immigrants buying food with vouchers.
My mother goes to the doctor’s and she’s the only white person there.
My Polish grandmother recently told me how Polish immigrants integrated so much better than immigrants today (ie black and brown immigrants) even though every story of hers about growing up is about how they only did Polish things with other Polish people. (Jessica Stone @MediocreFred)
My friend’s granddaughter can’t take bacon-flavoured crisps to school because of all the Muslims.
I go purple faced with rage when people perpetrate one of these 10 grammar errors.
My toddlers are crying because Nickelodeon is off the air for 17 minutes in support of the students protesting about gun control and Paw Patrol is the one show I let them see and I can’t explain it to them. (Twitter, paraphrase)
I’ve been sitting here in the hospital sobbing my heart out for an hour because they said I ought to get my grandchild vaccinated, and it was just so insensitive. (There was a string of these on Facebook, with variations.)
The past is viewed through rose-coloured spectacles.
When I was a child, all schools and Government buildings had a union jack flying outside them, not now.
Schools never shut – I used to walk four miles to school through snowdrifts.
I travelled alone on long train journeys when I was six and I was fine because there weren’t all these paedophiles then.
We all left our doors unlocked and I remember when it was all fields round here. And they didn't have all this innovation when I was young.
More nonsense here.