Monday 31 January 2011

Church Noticeboards

Are you following the Maker’s instructions?
Beware of the dogma.
Carpenter from Nazareth seeks joiners.
CH..CH – what’s missing? UR
Come in for a faith lift.
Don’t let worries kill you – let the church help.
Get a life.
Get right or get left.
Keep taking the Tablets.
Moses was once a basket case.
Read the Bible – it will scare the hell out of you.
Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
Souled out.
The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.
Thou shalt not walk on the grass.
Trespassers will be forgiven.
Under the same management over 2,000 years.
When you can't sleep, don't count sheep, talk to the shepherd.
Wireless access to God with no roaming fee.
Yes, we're open on Sundays.

Church Noticeboards Part II

Corny old religious jokes here.

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