Grammar: Amphiboly 6

That's not quite what I meant... Put together the bits that belong together.

Why scientists are counting tiny marine creatures from space (@BBCNews)

Fact is London is a mess, from knife crime, muggings, vehicle theft, crazy house prices, filth and squalor, growing anti semitism. Then again Paris is in a similar state following a relative's recent visit. (@MoreTeaAlice. And a from needs a to.)

Meilicloth mens classic casual long sleeve shawl collar buttons down cable knit cardigan sweater for men with pockets

Tourists to be let inside royal home where Queen died for the first time.
Gentlemen lift the seat.

When I was little, I used to love going to see this house in Lerwick, Shetland, where a house always had three Christmas trees in each of their front windows. (@TheScribblerCMB . Pic shows three windows, with a Christmas tree in each. How about: Always had A Christmas tree in each of their THREE front windows?)

If not in, hide in garage. (To delivery man.)
Police shoot man with knife.

Refuse tip

Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided.

Giant Lobster Hunters (ITV4)

Shiny women’s wool shawl
Shepherds’ pie, family butcher

CROCODILES DO NOT SWIM HERE
WARNING HORSES SLOW DOWN
BADGERS KEEP OUT
DO NOT ENTER MIRROR (In shoe shop with mirrored wall.)
RESERVED ARCHDEACONS (Notice in cathedral. Someone asks: Where do the extrovert Archdeacons sit?)

GPs offering second jabs after only four weeks in Bolton to use up vaccine

How many people need to be vaccinated to get back to normal? (The Week)

Do women really like chocolate more than men? (BBC Radio 4)

VLCC: Very Large Crude Carrier
I like red and green apples.
Female pirate historian (Dr Rebecca Simon)

Aspiration: “giving every single person the dream of a better life”. (Andy Burnham Thanks, Andy. But I’d like a better life, not just a dream.)

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