All genuine. Usual disclaimers apply.
Now in mini e-book form:
78s DJ (of 20s jazz)
Add/restore plasterwork details to houses (coffered ceilings, rose mouldings, cornices ect)
architectural psychologist
china matching for when people smash bits of their dinner service
deep clean flats for tenant handover
design high-performance backpacks with gadgets and fleece-lined pockets for your sunglasses
dog nanny: people in India buy dogs and then hire a caretaker to feed, wash and walk their dog
forensic sculptor
freelance bailiff
ghostreader for Booker prize judges
gold-plater for dictators’ guns, sofas, typewriters etc
face jobs: white man hired to make company look more successful, white woman hired to make CEO look more successful; professional queuer from Weird Asia News
invent, make and market all-in-one duvets and covers that you can put in the washing machine
look up other people’s family trees
make upmarket garden sheds (home offices)
manufacture meditation/prayer pods
nanny to the super-rich
organise “pamper parties” for children or adults
organize 40s parties like @Dambustersball
pawnbroker
professional crop circle maker (firm’s logo, pattern for advert, take photo and sell postcards, calendars, posters etc)
provide onsite masseuses to offices and “pamper parties”
purvey camel’s milk
run a “tutorial college” that guarantees exam passes by giving students the answers
superfood grower: search scientific literature for next superfood and start growing it. Seed press with stories about its superness and hope to start a trend.
sheep rustler
steam clean carpets
truffle hunter
write for video games (instead of scrabbling for copy editing/copy writing freelance work and getting paid £8 a week)
More here and here. And here.
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