Run Downton weekends
Buy a stately home and organise Downton weekends. Costumes provided. Servants have to work as servants.
designer handbag hire
designer jewellery hire
disabled sport enabler
doggy daycare, pet taxi
double for one of the royals
fake Ancient Egyptian beads: dark red, black, turquoise, pale green glass, all chipped and abraded
filler-in of complicated forms for other people
golf course designer
human hair trader
make marzipan body parts like @Miss_Cakehead
make plush handbag dogs (in handbags)
manufacture ceramic logs for flame effect fires
orphan: change your name and age and check into a children’s home
ratcatcher (as councils axe their pest control services)
run team bonding exercises
run water taxis http://www.water-chariots.co.uk/
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