Please avoid:
1. Flat caps.
2. Trousers that unzip at the thigh to make short shorts
and at the knee to make long shorts.
3. Cropped cargo pants and baggy Bermudas – they do nothing for your legs.
4. Pleated pants make you look deformed.
5. Nothing shouts "my wife buys my clothes" more loudly than the
toning shirt, tie and handkerchief set.
6. When on holiday, don't wear a safari jacket – this is Devon, not a zoo.
7. Especially not his'n'hers outfits.
8. And no safari hats in built-up areas, please.
1. Flat caps.
2. Trousers that unzip at the thigh to make short shorts
and at the knee to make long shorts.
3. Cropped cargo pants and baggy Bermudas – they do nothing for your legs.
4. Pleated pants make you look deformed.
5. Nothing shouts "my wife buys my clothes" more loudly than the
toning shirt, tie and handkerchief set.
6. When on holiday, don't wear a safari jacket – this is Devon, not a zoo.
7. Especially not his'n'hers outfits.
8. And no safari hats in built-up areas, please.
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