a world-class forest estate" in which "walker-led beacon-foundation woodlands" would be managed through "partnerships with a plurality of recreational providers". Ten years later we would discover that our forests had mysteriously fallen into the hands of timber companies, and were being felled in the name of customer choice. George Monbiot Guardian May 17, 2011
British Bill of Rights: for MPs this is code for riding a white horse to Brussels and on to Strasbourg, bayonet in hand, to declare war on the entire European human rights edifice. Anne Treneman, Times, February 16, 2011
Building Stable Communities: [Dame Shirley] Porter left the country, and is still essentially a fugitive from justice, yet her approach [moving council tenants to outer boroughs] would be extremely influential on later Conservative and New Labour policy, where wholesale transfers of council tenants from inner to outer boroughs would accompany the selling off of council housing. Porter called her gerrymandering Building Stable Communities; Labour called it Building Sustainable Communities. @owenhatherley
calm (as in “has appealed for calm”) = not hitting people
cooperate: “I mean obey my commands! That’s what cooperate means when you’re Prime Minister!” (Yes, Prime Minister)
downward adjustment in living standards: fall @goodcopybadcopy
firebrand = troublemaker
human rights = to a Daily Mail reader, means “treating prisoners and criminals too leniently”
marginalise: A lot of these guys were marginalised – ie imprisoned – as “incorrect philosophers” in the Soviet era, but now they have been rehabilitated. Tim Dowling on the Russian Cosmists, April 11, 2011
occupy: Language used by BBC hilarious. #Gaddafi "occupies" territory, rebels "liberate" it. Gaddafi kills "civilians" (who wear uniform) #Libya @politicsworld
people: Remember Ian Paisley's refrain “the people of Northern Ireland”? Meaning Protestant people of a particular party. @hughpearman
reprofiling: They decided instead on a “reprofiling” of Greek debt – a euphemism for rescheduling payments that many take to mean a debt restructuring. Week
restraint = please don’t fire on your own citizens (restraint is always "urged")
robust = sexist
stability = no wars or revolutions
strident views = unacceptable/controversial/batty/crazily right-wing views (no longer code for feminist)
More here, here, here, here, here and here.
Sunday 22 May 2011
emotional fulfilment = sexual fulfilment
emotional life = sex life
healthy versus unhealthy sexuality = what society wants/what society doesn’t want
hedonist, womaniser = Dominique Strauss Kahn
liaisons = affairs
Make good/bad decisions: Chris Bryant on Dorries’s abstinence bill: "The single most important thing we can do for any young person is give them the self-confidence to be able to make good decisions for themselves," May 5, 2011. Make good decisions = not sleep around?
peccadilloes = a bit like shenanigans
romp = novel with sex scenes
teach children about relationships = tell them not to have sex (or wait till it’s legal)
Tuesday 17 May 2011
From now on, I’m watching everything you do with a fine-tuned comb. via jimcarlton.com
I have a lot of black sheep in my closet. via jimcarlton.com
He’s a wolf in cheap clothing. via jimcarlton.com
They’re diabolically opposed. via jimcarlton.com
The menu was frozen in the amber of 1973. Matthew Norman Daily Telegraph April 11
these stringent controls work to alienate and sap employees (BPS Occupational Digest) You sap someone’s strength – think of boring a hole in a maple tree and draining off its sugary sap. Or is it from hitting someone on the head with a sap or blackjack? But these employees have been demotivated, not knocked out.
“Britain’s recovery from the worst recession in decades is gaining traction, but confused economic data and the high risk of a hung Parliament could yet snuff out its momentum.” Quoted in the New York Times April 11 2011
These financial chains will set the stage for the high-stakes financial pressures which would always dog Ian Fleming's life. klast.net
Microsoft is thoroughly dropping the ball on that front. popsci.com You either drop a ball or you don’t, you can’t drop something “thoroughly”.
unlucky enough to cross paths with them (you cross swords with someone when fighting a duel, or you cross someone’s path)
mired in fog (Pirates of the Caribbean)
over-egging the omelette (Metro on that Nick Robinson programme The Street that Cut Everything) You over-egg a pudding – presumably if you add too many eggs it falls apart (or goes too solid).
Government tears up red tape (Times Mar 17) You cut red tape and tear up documents/rules/acts/contracts/agreements – you can do this because they are printed on paper.
More mixed metaphors and garbled cliches here, here, here and here.