Tuesday 3 November 2015

At Macdonalds



OK, I'm a bit deaf. Especially when there's a lot of background noise.


Me: Filet of fish and a milk, please.

Server: MIL?

Me: Yes.

Server: MIL?

Me: Yes, I said milk.

Server: DRINK?

Me: What?

Server: DRINK?

Me: I said MILK.

Server: Huh?

Me: MILK!

Server: Like this? [Gets kids' bottle of milk out of fridge.]

Me: Yes, fine.

Server: SOS?

Me: Eh?

Server: SOS? KETCHUP?

Me: Oh, no thanks.


[She hands over the food.]

Me: You've given me fries - I didn't ask for fries.

Server: You said "IN A MIL".

[Removes fries, fiddles with till, calls over supervisor, explains problem. After about 5 minutes I'm refunded £1.01.]

So "In a meal?" means "Do you want fries with that?"

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