Saturday 8 August 2009

Perverted Proverbs

A bird in the hand is worth two in Shepherd's Bush.
A stitch in Time stops the pages falling out.
Ars longa, Vita Sackville West.
Crossmaglen and hope to die.
Henley Ness is next to Godley Ness.
I come to Bury St. Edmunds, not to praise him.
It's no use crying over Split milk.
Per ardua ad Aspreys.
Publish it not in Gath, you'll never collect a penny in royalties. (Kenneth Williams)
Sic transit Gloria Swanson.
Store up not treasure for yourself in Erith.
There’s no place like Hove.
I Wandle lonely as a cloud.
May the Forth go with you.

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