Monday, 27 January 2014
Random Script Generator II
So. It has come to this.
Guards! Seize him!!!
No... That's just what they expect us to do...
Do you have a solicitor???
I'm going to have to stop you there...
What would Socrates do in this situation?
(From Andy Giddings)
Nice little town you got here!
We like it!
Do you think -?
I’m certain of it.
For Daphne’s sake.
For all of our sakes!
How long have you been here?
I’ve been here for some time.
Blackmail – it’s an ugly little word, isn’t it?
A nasty word for a dirty business! An ugly word for an ugly thing! (and variants)
Did you come here to gloat?
No, I can gloat from a distance.
You mean somebody - ?
Not somebody – you!
Maybe I shouldn’t butt in –
Yes, maybe you shouldn’t.
If there’s anything I can do…
You’ve already done enough, Mrs Fletcher. Good day!
Please – go now!
I seem to have said all the wrong things!
Hold me – just – hold me!
I hope you’ve got a licence for that thing.
I think you and I need to have a little chat.
There’s enough for all of us!
Controlling husband/manager: I’m only thinking of what’s right for you!
And now if you’ll excuse me, I have a space station to run [or insert reason here]
I’m not a coroner, I’m a gynaecologist! (Murder She Wrote)
In India we have a saying… (Best Marigold Hotel)
Why are you telling me all this now?
There isn’t a sign of them/him/her/it.
How long have you been following me?
But Uncle Eugene, you know what the doctor said!
How do you think that makes me feel?
I don’t have to listen to any of this!
So that’s why I’ve always felt – different!
Why don’t you let me worry about that!
You’ve done enough damage for one day. (Eastenders Aug 4 11)
But surely you don’t think that I…?
[Unfolding parchment, unwrapping rock, holding blank sheet to flames etc] It seems to be a – message of some sort!
He couldn’t have done the murder – he was with me – all night!
Spoken like a true (ex-wife and soon to be ex-partner – or whatever plot point you want to get across).
On the phone always say “What’s that you say? He disinherited Andrea?”
Isn’t this a little late for a social call?
You can’t keep us here!
[Large town] is that way. You should reach it in 48 hours – if you walk all night.
When stopped by the cops, say: May I ask what this is all about? (“Officer” is optional)