Sunday 17 May 2020

Outrageous Excuses 10



And silly reasons for voting Leave.


I voted out because I believe that if you're unhappy at any aspect of life in Britain at the minute, be that work and pay, immigration, the weather, then you have to vote out because that's the only way things can change! If we stayed in nothing would change so we had to take a leap of faith! (joe.co.uk)

I voted Leave because I don’t believe in Towers of Babel. (Scramnews.com)

Other countries will be following Britain!

People in the North voted Leave/Tory because they are different from Londoners and city folk because they used to be miners.

Flooding happens because "it was an EU law to sell off our dredgers”. (Via LBC)

I voted Leave because on Eurovision everybody sings in English but they don’t give us any points.

I voted Leave because I didn’t want to study EU law as part of my degree.

Ex-friend from schooldays (never studied, lived or worked outside hometown): "It's OK for you, you're allowed to be Scottish, we're not allowed to be English". (@NuitsdeY)

When ‘Sally’ told me she was going to use her vote for the first time to leave, I asked her if she thought things would change for the better if we were to Brexit. She said she didn’t know, and didn’t care. She just couldn’t stand things being the same. (blogs.lse.ac.uk)

We don’t exist to them, do we?
Well all of us ******* who don’t exist are voting out tomorrow.
(blogs.lse.ac.uk)

Irish journalist Ian O’Doherty is “someone who collects controversial opinions just to be edgy, but doesn’t believe half of what he says”.

I’m a caricaturist, I exaggerate people’s features, says cartoonist who drew Ed Miliband with a hooked nose. See also "We're Ruritanians, we make fun of everybody!" "You just don't understand our Syldavian sense of humour!” etc.


Falloppio of Padua conceived that petrified shells had been generated by fermentation in the spots where they were found, or that they had in some cases acquired their form from 'the tumultuous movements of terrestrial exhalations.' Although a celebrated professor of anatomy, he taught that certain tusks of elephants dug up in his time at Puglia were mere earthy concretions ... and, consistently with these principles, he even went so far as to consider it not improbable, that the vases of Monte Testaceo at Rome were natural impressions stamped in the soil. (@lieutenantkije. Monte Testaceo is a hill of broken pots thrown out by the Romans.)

Man’s role is to give, woman’s to receive – the Catholic Church explains why women can’t give Communion.

Women don’t need the vote because they can always influence their husbands how to vote. (So their husbands no longer have the vote. Common in the late 19th century.)

I have talked to senior BBC executives, and they tell me they personally think it’s wrong to expose lies told by a British prime minister because it undermines trust in British politics. (Peter Oborne)

Audrey White was once refused a job as a BBC announcer in case her powerful looks "alarmed timid men from Wigan and country districts”. (@rallen78)

More here, and links to the rest.

1 comment:

  1. Many Americans believe 'you must have respect for the role of President, for the post, you can't just say anything about them.' But it is noticeable that they only think that when their own man is in power.

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